My NEWEST story, Seseme Street, TEEN EDITION xD

[Veggies R EVIL]

WARNING, this IS a Parody of Seseme Street, there is NO cussing, only because it isn't aloud here, there MIGHT be some punching, but bleeding will NOT be mentioned for the squeamish people, like me xD

CHAPTER ONE: A regular day in Seseme Street

Elmo: GET UP BIG BIRD, I NEED A BODYGUARD

Big Bird: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU WAKING ME UP AT 12:00 PM(Afternoon)

Elmo: Because I've been stuffed into a locker 56 Times in the last 5 Hours, and it's only Saturday

Big Bird: Nah, I'm busy reading this magazines with guns and ammo

Elmo: I HATE YOU

Narrator: So Elmo went to ask Cookie Monster for help

Elmo: DUDE, THOSE COOKIES WILL GIVE YOU A HeARTATTACK

Cookie: Nah, that's a Myth

Elmo: Scientists say you're Grandpa, Cookie Monster III died within 30 Years of birth because he wouldn't stop eating Cookies and--- OH MY GOD

Cookie: What? OH MY GOD, IT'S SOLID SNAKE HERE TO KILL US

Solid Snake: No, I'm here to strangle you and use you as a shield to get through the guns at the security system

Elmo: THANK GOD, I thought you were going to kill us

Cookie: GAH, HEART ATTACK

END-OF-CHAPTER 1

Let me know if this story is a bit much xP

The other chapters will be longer and feature MORE Pop Culture Refference

[hptonks425]

its good, but please don't say re.tar.ded

[Veggies R EVIL]

Thanks Dan, I'm adding ANOTHER chapter today:D

[Veggies R EVIL]

Chapter 2: Infiltrating the Great Fox

Elmo: So Snake, what're we doing?

Snake: I'm going to kill you so I can use you as a shield to get through the millions of bullets

Elmo: OMG, YOU LIED TO ME

Snake: Nah, you're WAY below the R word

Elmo: DIE!!!!!!!!

*Slices Snake's head off with Darth Vader Light Saber*

Darth Vader: DUDE, you stole my stinkin copyright

Elmo: BRING IT ON DARTH VADER

Darth Vader sliced off Elmo's Legs and ate them but than THIS happened

Elmo: NOOOOOOOO, DON'T STUFF ME IN THE LOCKER

Darth Vader: GET IN THERE AND LICK MY GYM SHORTS

???: NOT TODAY jerk

*Blows up Darth Vader's Locker before Elmo was shoved into it*

Vader: OMG, MY MOM'S PURSE WAS IN THERE, WHO THE CRUD ARE YOU!!!!!!!

???: I AM BIG BIRD, ELMO'S BODYGUARD

Elmo: WHAT THE HECK DUDE

Big Bird: I need 24 Hours of sleep, I watched the All Night Marathon of Malcolm in the Middle on Nick@Nite

Elmo: *this censored consists of mostly cursing, so step the heck back xD*

Vader: ....YOU SUCK

*Slices Elmo's nose off*

Big bird: YOU ARE A CRUDFAcE

Vader: BRING IT ON DINNER

OMG, BIG BIRd VERSUS DARTH VADER, WHO THE HECK IS GOING TO WIN? WILL ELMO STOP BEING A WIMPY BABY WHO POOPS HIS PANTS? STAY TUNED TO CHAPTER 3, THE BATTLE OF THE COOL AND THE FLIGHTLESS

[Veggies R EVIL]

I know it's more action than ANYONE wanted, BUT we'll see what happens to Cookie in the Middle of Chapter 3

[Lyssa45]

ROFL really interesting..xD Good job! Really..I'll never look at Sesame Street the same way again! xD

[Erinbeth]

Wow, this is weird and funny hilarious…why did you write something like this in the first place? Just asking.
Elmo’s world rocks!! Lol
~Erin

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